Oct 17, 2006
Oct 16, 2006
While the wife's away on extended new-baby duty, I've begun to dig deeper and deeper into the freezer for sustenance. Last night's foraging brought forth this Boca Lasagna with "100% REAL Soy Protein" (including real soy protein gristle). Pretty tasty, actually, and supposedly better for me than the frozen pizza and pot-pie I had for dinner the last two nights.
Maybe I'll do it again this evening (I think I saw its mate a little further back).
Oct 10, 2006
List of comfort foods
While any foods or beverages could be considered comfort foods, there are many in the
Corn (on/off the cob)
Étouffée (Crawfish or shrimp)
Hamburger with garnishes of that individual's choosing
Comfort for God's People1 Comfort, comfort my people,
says your God.
2 Speak tenderly to Jerusalem,
and proclaim to her
that her hard service has been completed,
that her sin has been paid for,
that she has received from the LORD's hand
double for all her sins.
There you have it. We believe we've earned our "comfort" from God.
We go to church to be comforted by indulging in a guilty pleasure. We come for a sweet-treat reward for our week of being "good". We clamor after spiritual candy, happily paying for a banana-split for the soul.
We know the fattening intake of empty calories is bad for us, so we limit our intake. We save God for a once-a-week indulgence ("Sunday morning Happy Hour"), or for "special occasions" likes Christmas, Easter,weddings, christenings, and funerals.
Longing for false childhood memories of "home", we have become spiritual-food junkies. We are loyal to our name-brand religions, addicted to their sugar-coated gospels, deep-fried discipleship, and a creme-filled christ on a wafer.
Where's the meat? We'd gag on the raw meat of Jesus. We need beef-jerky and salt-pork for our long journey, but we pack Snickers and fruit roll-ups (some who take their "religion" seriously take trail mix to keep their bowels regular).
In the Land of Plenty, we load up on Good-N-Plentys. Our bellies distend, our teeth become perforated. We sense a problem, so we switch to Diet Coke as a spiritual discipline during the week.
Enabled by the clerical Ronald McDonald, Jack, and the Burger King, we are going to hell via the drive-through. Will that be cash, credit, or debit?
Did I mention the cost? It's cheap grace.
Oct 6, 2006
June Anne LaGrone in the arms of her Grandmother, Linden Summer.
June Anne, daughter of Catherine and Riley LaGrone, arrived yesterday at 1:20 PM (following about 12 hours of drug-free labor).
June Anne is named after my mother Freda June, and my sister June Ann. In Heaven, they take delight in this little earth-bound angel's arrival.
It is within the realm of statistical probablility that June is the 300th million American.
Oct 2, 2006
We "do church" mostly by keeping our eyes fixed on our rearview mirrors.
We focus on what used to be, and on where we've been. We watch it all shrink in size, and we flip the high-beam guard down should any "bright lights" come up behind us to pass.
We don't look where we are going. We don't look toward our destination. We swerve across the road, forcing others into the ditch.
We miss turns. We run red lights. We drive off the road, and see it as something in the past. We live our lives as the church in reverse.
We've forgotten where we're supposed to be going, mistaking where we came from for our destination.
WARNING: Objects in mirror are further away than they appear.
But along the way, off the wide road, people walk toward the destination ahead. Some are running. Many have gotten out of the broken down and wrecked cars that litter the roadside. Pedestrians have no need of rearview mirrors. They walk by light and compass.
Luke 9:62 (New International Version)
Jesus replied, "No one who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is fit for service in the
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