Thank you for visiting with The Penitent Thief. We hope your stay has been a pleasant one.
We try to take every precaution to make our irony-impaired guests feel at home, but sometimes we fall short of that goal. If that has been the case with your experience, and our peculiar use of sarcasm tinged irony has offended and/or escaped you, please accept our apologies. We suggest you try visiting more predictable sites in the future.
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